The Wild-Ass Series chronicles the adventures of Sebastian and François Lindbourg, two bored-genius adolescent brothers who live in Normal, IL. Adventures include:

  • Creating a homunculus
  • School Field Trips
  • Vacation overseas with parents
  • Visiting Art Museums
  • Alchemy
  • Too much to describe


“The characters and events in this book are fictitious. Any apparent similarity to real persons is not intended by the author and is either a coincidence or the product of your own troubled imagination. Any resemblance between the characters in these stories and any persons, living or dead, is a miracle.”