Twenty Questions/Twenty Answers

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From The Haunted WordsmithI will admit, I am bored right now and I love to pass time by starting searching online for thing and seeing where I end up. Today I ended up at a conversation starter website and some of the questions are absolutely hilarious and fit for the blogging community (some with a little tweaking). So, if anyone wants to play along, here are 20 questions:

 

  1. What movie would be “improved” if it was turned into a musical? Deliverance. Can you imagine?
  2. What is the weirdest thing you have ever found on someone else’s blog? This person who listed every name imaginable and its meaning. That’s what the whole blog was about .Names.
  3. Have you ever been scared by a kid’s movie? Not since I was a kid.
  4. If you were arrested, what would others assume you had done? Assault with a deadly weapon.
  5. What is the most ridiculous fact you know? That there is a penis museum in Iceland that has a specimen from almost every species.
  6. What is one unwritten rule where you work/used to work? No swearing. Ever.
  7. What is the best type of cheese? Jarlsberg. Yum! 
  8. If blogs were food, which food best represents your blog? A glass of Cristal champagne with a shot of Jack Daniels.
  9. What conspiracy would you like to start? That the reckless act of multiplying letters (algebra) is the primary cause of evil in the world.
  10. What fictional character would you like to hang out with for a day? Vito Corleone: The Godfather.
  11. When you fart in public, do you blame others? No. I act like nothing happened.
  12. What fictional character would be the most boring to meet in real life? Anybody from Sesame Street.
  13. What is the worst thing that has happened in your kitchen? One time in Jackson, MS the sewer backed up and there was other people’s poop in the kitchen sink and the bathtub! No idea how such a thing could have happened.
  14. If you could swap places with a fictional character for a day, who would it be and why? Huckleberry Finn. It would be fun to be care-free & barefoot for a day.
  15. How much money would it take for you to give up a vice? I have several so it would depend on which one. On the average, probably 2.5M.
  16. What three items would you take to a deserted island that had plenty of food, fresh water, and a cabin? Hopefully there would be Wi-Fi, if not then a notebook, several pens, and my cats.
  17. Which fictional couple would you like to break up the most? I can’t think of any fictional couples at the moment.
  18. When you see someone yawn, do you yawn? Yes. Every time.
  19. What is something you used to think was true, but then found out it wasn’t? That eating bread crusts would make your hair curly.
  20. Have you ever misheard song lyrics? Is yes, which one and what did you think it was? Yes, in Hotel California by The Eagles, I thought they were saying “We threw up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say….”