Tag Archives: The Wild-Ass Series

Wild-Ass Search Party

“Oh, Dude…” Sebastian sighed. “What are we gonna do?“ “Poor little guy.” François mumbled, clenching Pendragon’s broken chain. “I don’t even know where to start looking!” “Maybe we should call the cops & report him as a missing person.” Sebastian picked up a tattered paper airplane and began refolding it into the shape of da Vinci’s Glider. […]
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Wild-Ass Abduction

“Who was that?” François sputtered through a mouthful of sardine sandwich. “Dude?” Sebastian announced as he hung up the phone. “We got big problems.” “How so?” He took slurped another bite of the sloppy sandwich. “Frankie, how can you eat that?” Sebastian grumbled. “It’s stinkin’ up the whole house!” “Open mouth, shove in, chew and swallow.” François shrugged. […]
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Wild-Ass Detectives

 We join the Lindbourg family in Florence, Italy on the second leg of their family vacation. Here, at the Uffizi Museum of Art, François and Sebastian try their inept hands at art interpretation. “Dude!” Sebastian whispered and pointed to La Primavera. “Lookit!” François’ gaze followed his brother’s outstretched finger. “Whoa! All the girls look pregnant. […]
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Wild-Ass Vacation

“Dude!” Sebastian elbowed his brother. “Can you believe we’re on our way to Ireland?“ “I can’t get my seatbelt fastened!” François fumbled with the clasps. “Here, hold Pendragon.” Sebastian gently hoisted the mini-man from François’ lap. “There’s the little-bitty monkey-guy…goo-goo!” “Don’t call him that! It hurts his feelings.” “I’m just joking, Dude. Monkey…homunculus…get it?” “Duh?” François rolled […]
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Wild-Ass Alchemy

“Whoa! Dude!” François slammed their bedroom door and dropped his book bag. “How’d you do that?” “Alchemy,” Sebastian gulped. “Damn…” “I fused Einsteinium, Fluorine, Cobalt…& whatever. Then, Phydeaux ate it and now he’s a…” “Wow. No way!” “Mom’s gonna kill me.” “Naaah! We’ll we teach him to use the litter box again.” “Whaddaya mean, again?” “Dude! […]
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