Wild, Wild Asses

Wild, Wild Asses

Today's writing prompt over at the Mindlovemisery's Menagerie is "Wild Wild Life."    It was inevitable. The entire town knew it was just a matter of time before the wild-ass Limbourg brothers and the duBerry twins, Dingle & Razz, would hook-up. And they were afraid. The Limbourgs and duBerrys were neighbors and the best of friends--kind of like the [...]

Wild-Ass Solo Gig

We join Sebastian and François in their shared bedroom/laboratory as they peruse one of Paracelsus' homunculus recipes. "So?" Sebastian persisted. "Whaddaya think? Do you wanna do it or not?" François sighed, shaking his head. "I dunno, dude. It's pretty creepy..." "Of course it's creepy. We're not makin' a birthday cake!" "I know, but...like, I don't even [...]

Wild-Ass Recipe

Birds were chirping, bees were buzzing, and flowers blooming. In other words, it was a typical summer afternoon in the Abnormal, MI home of the Wild-Ass Limbourg brothers. One would expect that such a gorgeous day would have goosed the boys' imaginations beyond the speed limit, but they were having none of it. Instead, Sebo and [...]

Homunculi in Love

 "Dude?" François ventured. "We gotta find Pendragon, but fast! Do you have any idea what could happ..." "No shit, Frankie?" Sebastian feigned amazement. "I know exactly what a circus would do to someone like Pendragon. Look how they treat their animals! Why would the treat Pendragon any different?" "Okay, okay. You don't have to rip my [...]

Wild-Ass Search Party

"Oh, Dude..." Sebastian sighed. "What are we gonna do?" "Poor little guy." François mumbled, clenching Pendragon's broken chain. "I don't even know where to start looking!" "Maybe we should call the cops & report him as a missing person." Sebastian picked up a tattered paper airplane and began refolding it into the shape of da Vinci's Glider. [...]