Embracing the Absurd Since 2011

Wild-Ass Detectives

 We join the Lindbourg family in Florence, Italy on the second leg of their family vacation. Here, at the Uffizi Museum of Art, François and Sebastian try their inept hands at art interpretation. “Dude!” Sebastian whispered and pointed to La Primavera. “Lookit!” François’ gaze followed his brother’s outstretched finger. “Whoa! All the girls look pregnant. […]
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Wild-Ass Vacation

“Dude!” Sebastian elbowed his brother. “Can you believe we’re on our way to Ireland?“ “I can’t get my seatbelt fastened!” François fumbled with the clasps. “Here, hold Pendragon.” Sebastian gently hoisted the mini-man from François’ lap. “There’s the little-bitty monkey-guy…goo-goo!” “Don’t call him that! It hurts his feelings.” “I’m just joking, Dude. Monkey…homunculus…get it?” “Duh?” François rolled […]
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Snowflakes

The Haiku prompt over at Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie is First Snow.   They begin to fall soft as an angel’s whisper sparkling treetops white    

Wild-Ass Alchemy

“Whoa! Dude!” François slammed their bedroom door and dropped his book bag. “How’d you do that?” “Alchemy,” Sebastian gulped. “Damn…” “I fused Einsteinium, Fluorine, Cobalt…& whatever. Then, Phydeaux ate it and now he’s a…” “Wow. No way!” “Mom’s gonna kill me.” “Naaah! We’ll we teach him to use the litter box again.” “Whaddaya mean, again?” “Dude! […]
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Lunch

    Caterpillar creeps and climbs over blades of grass until a dove swoops.