Category Archives: The Wild-Ass Series

Wild-Ass Solo Gig

We join Sebastian and François in their shared bedroom/laboratory as they peruse one of Paracelsus’ homunculus recipes. “So?” Sebastian persisted. “Whaddaya think? Do you wanna do it or not?” François sighed, shaking his head. “I dunno, dude. It’s pretty creepy…” “Of course it’s creepy. We’re not makin’ a birthday cake!” “I know, but…like, I don’t even […]
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Wild-Ass Recipe

Birds were chirping, bees were buzzing, and flowers blooming. In other words, it was a typical summer afternoon in the Abnormal, MI home of the Wild-Ass Limbourg brothers. One would expect that such a gorgeous day would have goosed the boys’ imaginations beyond the speed limit, but they were having none of it. Instead, Sebo and […]
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Homunculi in Love

 “Dude?” François ventured. “We gotta find Pendragon, but fast! Do you have any idea what could happ…” “No shit, Frankie?” Sebastian feigned amazement. “I know exactly what a circus would do to someone like Pendragon. Look how they treat their animals! Why would the treat Pendragon any different?” “Okay, okay. You don’t have to rip my […]
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Wild-Ass Search Party

“Oh, Dude…” Sebastian sighed. “What are we gonna do?“ “Poor little guy.” François mumbled, clenching Pendragon’s broken chain. “I don’t even know where to start looking!” “Maybe we should call the cops & report him as a missing person.” Sebastian picked up a tattered paper airplane and began refolding it into the shape of da Vinci’s Glider. […]
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Wild-Ass Abduction

“Who was that?” François sputtered through a mouthful of sardine sandwich. “Dude?” Sebastian announced as he hung up the phone. “We got big problems.” “How so?” He took slurped another bite of the sloppy sandwich. “Frankie, how can you eat that?” Sebastian grumbled. “It’s stinkin’ up the whole house!” “Open mouth, shove in, chew and swallow.” François shrugged. […]
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