"Noah, this boat of yours is dreck!” "It's an ark, Na'amah. An ark." "Ark, Schmark!” “Go check on the animals, will ya?” “They’re drenched. Nu?” “So, what can I do?” “How about plugging the leaks?" “Do I look like an ark-hole plugger to you?”
I tried everything: friends of friends, online dating and meetup groups. No luck. Then one day I took a walk in the desert, and there it was. Slithering out from under a rock with the rest of the snakes— my future ex-husband.
Thiss week's prompt at Grammar Ghoul Press' Shapeshifting 13 Challenge is to create a piece of fiction in 26 words, inspired by the image below. ΠΡ Admittedly, he'd been distracted by the growling bear, but he'd only turned his back for a moment. No matter! The hot dogs were burnt beyond recognition.
Click to learn more about The Blog Propellant. The lawn was weedy and overgrown. It had been that way for months, maybe longer. Who gives a fuck about the grass? It had happened again. She walked right into another friendship/relationship trap. Eyes wide open and common sense on hiatus. Fraught with peril it was, with no chance of [...]
This week's writing prompt at Grammar Ghoul Press is the image below, I Think I've Done Something Stupid, by Alastair Magnaldo. "YIKES!" "I toldja not to light-up after eatin' beans with hard boiled eggs..."