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It’s time once again for Fibbing Friday! Frank of PCGuyIV fame is our host today and the questions are below.

  1. According to the old TV commercial, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

The owl always said it was three, but I think it’s subjective. IMO, it depends on the size and agility of your tongue and your sucking power.

  1. What did George the Grocer, a.k.a. Mr. Whipple ask us not to squeeze in his store?

The Tootsie Roll Pops.

  1. What song begins with the lyrics, “Livin’ on spongecake…”?

“All About that Bass.”

  1. According to the song, “Do You Know the Way to San Jose”, L.A. is a great big what?

Cluster***k.

  1. What does Tony the Tiger say about Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes?

They’re Grape!

  1. Aside from caramel-covered popcorn and peanuts, what can be found inside a box of Cracker Jacks?

Belly button lint & toe jam.

  1. What does Lucky the Leprechaun say that kids are always after?

His little green booty.

  1. What toy was touted by its jingle as being “fun for a girl and a boy”?

Tide pods.

  1. According to its marketing, what product just “keeps going and going and going…”?

Deluxe Depends.

  1. Who was known as, “The Man of a Thousand Voices”?

Jim Nabors, aka Gomer Pyle.

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