I’m a little late with Fibbing Friday this week (well, last week now) due to the tornado that blew through the area. We were without power for a few days. Anyway, here we go!
1. What is a huskador?
A huskador is a cross between a corn husk and a humidor. I am not sure, nor is anyone else, what it is used for but it cerainly is a high-tech invention.
2. What is a cavapoo?
A Cavapoo is a rather rude male poodle who treats all female dogs cavalierly.
3. What is a chorkie?
It’s something men do in private to a chicken.
4. What is a lollie?
It is an exercise done with the tongue.
5. What is a dorkie?
It is a key that will open the door if inserted properly.
6. What is a springador?
This is what happens when you use the wrong dorkie.
7. What is a scottie?
A brand of toilet paper that for some reason, is not capitalized.
8. What is a puggle?
It is similar to juggling, except you drop everything.
9. What is a pekalier?
It is a chandelier made in Peking.
10. What is a schnappy?
A schnappy is someone who drinks way to much schnapps, usually peppermint, and ends up with his elbows stuck to the bar. Do not marry a schnappie.
Hope you are all OK. Thanks for playing along. Stressful time!!
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Yes, very stressful.
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Glad y’all got power back on and were okay. The tornado outbreak sure sounded scary.
I got good laughs from your answers! Loved the puggle one! haha. 🙂
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Thanks, ghostmmc! It was pretty scary.
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These were all so funny Susan. I am happy that you didn’t post a picture of those men doing their private acts to that chicken.
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LOL! Yeah, I’m glad I didn’t have any pix like that to post.
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Is number 3 legal?
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In most states it’s legal, I think. From what I understand, it’s one of those things that most men don’t talk about. The chicken would certainly never admi it. 🙂
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