It’s Fibbing Friday again so get ready to lie like a rug! This week’s questions are below.

  • 1. What is a tie-dye

It was when Jerry Garcia created homemade ties while tripping on mushrooms.

  • 2. What is a raglan sleeve

It is a sleeve made of mechanic’s shop towels and Handi-Wipes. They were popular during the Depression before people discovered Zoloft and Jerry Garcia ties.

  • 3. What is a seersucker

Aside from being the definition of one who sucks seers, seersucker is kind of like succotash, but you can wear it. Edible sleeves.

  • 4. What is meant by a dropped waist

A dropped waist is what happens to women of a certain age who don’t do enough sit-ups.

  • 5. What is a yoke collar

A yoke collar is what people who are into S&M use for a good time.

  • 6. What is meant by pigeon-toed

It means having toes similar to that of a pigeon; three instead of five.

  • 7. How many pleats are in a kilt

It depends on how wide the kilt is.

  • 8. What is bias binding

It’s when people hold a gun to your head and tell you what your opinion is.

  • 9. What is velcro

It’s kind of like kevlar but it sticks to things.

  • 10. What is twill webbing

Twill webbing is an elite type of web crafted by the elusive twill spider.

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