Fibbing Friday 01/01/2021

It’s Fibbing Friday again and Di of the Pensivity 101 blog, is our host.

  1. Where will you find ‘One for his knob’ and ‘Two for his heels’ ?

Behind the Green Door

2. Where will you find winks, squidgers and a target?

Any bar on Ladies’ Night.

3. What is a numerator?

It’s a device that keeps track of the size of numbers and doesn’t let them get too large.

4. There are 206 in the human body. What are they?

Calories.

5. What can be waxing or waning?

Legs can need waxing and it could be waning outside.

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This is wane.

6. What is The Mystery Machine?

The sewing machine has always baffled me.

7. What was the Millenium Falcon?

Every millenium or so, the stork takes a night off and the falcon delivers the babies.

8. What will you find inside a ping pong ball?

Ping pong air.

9. What is a fortress?

It’s where they keep the air from dead ping pong balls so no one will snort it.

10. How many spots do newborn Dalmatian puppies have?

That depends whether or not it is waning outside.

Author: The Abject Muse

Susan Marie Shuman is an author and freelance writer/editor who currently resides in the wilds of Birmingham, AL. She shares her life with four spoiled cats, several friends (not all of them imaginary) one husband and one step-son. When she's not working, Susan enjoys horseback riding, reading, taking her cats for a spin in their pet stroller, and taking naps. An ex-bartender, recovering crash test dummy and all-around late bloomer, Susan graduated from the University of South Alabama in 2004 with a BA in English. She minored in Russian. Long-range goals include visiting Israel, the Czech Republic and Liechtenstein. Susan is also planning to launch a micronation which would be called either Suzannistan or Eastern Suzanorovia.

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