It’s Fibbing Friday again! Below are my answers to some wickedly intriguing questtions:
1 What tax did Henry VIII introduce in 1535?
The Decapitation Tax
2 Who entered a contest for his own lookalike, and came third?
3 What sort of creature is a mountain chicken?
Mountain chickens were once farm chickens who ‘hatched’ a plan to form a pack and go wild. Today they live in a hidden enclave in the Appalachian Mountains called the Feral Fowl Zone where they run a moonshine still to produce Chicken Cock Bourbon.
4 In which city is the UK’s Dyslexia Research Trust based?
5 What is Scooby Doo’s full name ?
6 What is a zeedonk?
Zeedonk is a French donk.
7 Coprastastaphobia is the fear of what? (and no, I can’t pronounce it)
It is the fear of not being able to coprastasize on a daily basis.
8 What is an orange pippin?
A pippin who mixed red and yellow paint and took a bath in it.
9 What is a Royal Flush?
It happens after a member of any Royal Family successfully overcomes coprophobia.
10 Who is currently 15th in line to the British Throne?
There are so many loos in the Royal Palace that no one ever has to wait in line.