Fibbing Friday | 10/9/20

It’s Fibbing Friday again! Below are my answers to some wickedly intriguing questtions:

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 1 What tax did Henry VIII introduce in 1535?

The Decapitation Tax

2 Who entered a contest for his own lookalike, and came third?

Ernest Hemingway

3 What sort of creature is a mountain chicken?

Mountain chickens were once farm chickens who ‘hatched’ a plan to form a pack and go wild. Today they live in a hidden enclave in the Appalachian Mountains called the Feral Fowl Zone where they run a moonshine still to produce Chicken Cock Bourbon.

4 In which city is the UK’s Dyslexia Research Trust based?

Dawkcabtidaerville

5 What is Scooby Doo’s full name ?

Fred

6 What is a zeedonk?

Zeedonk is a French donk.

7 Coprastastaphobia is the fear of what? (and no, I can’t pronounce it)

It is the fear of not being able to coprastasize on a daily basis.

8 What is an orange pippin?

A pippin who mixed red and yellow paint and took a bath in it.

9 What is a Royal Flush?

It happens after a member of any Royal Family successfully overcomes coprophobia.

10 Who is currently 15^th in line to the British Throne?

There are so many loos in the Royal Palace that no one ever has to wait in line.