Sex Ed. 101

It’s time for some really bad poetry again! This time, Chelsea Ann Owens has given us “Little Willie” as the prompt.


Little Willie turned eighteen

so his father bought him a car.

As he handed him the keys

He said “Son, drive fast; drive far.”


Willie headed for Hollywood

to become a movie star

but at acting he was no damn good

and he ended up tending bar.


One night there came a woman

who ordered cherry cola

He asked her for her name

she replied simply,. “Lola.”


“L-O-L-A, Lola?”

“Ah! The man can spell!

“Let’s get married, Lola.”

“Okay, what the hell!”


Due to inexperience

Little Willie soon discerned

There really is no difference

between boys boys and girls.




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