The Test

Today’s visual prompt at MindLoveMisery Blog is the image below.

 

I don’t know about this. Wish I’d gotten my usual strawberry. All of a sudden tomato ice cream doesn’t sound so good. Doesn’t smell good either.

Wait. There’s something in there! I swear to God it moved.

Well, maybe not.

There it is again! What the hell?

Looks like a… frostbitten tomato worm?

I certainly can’t eat it now!

I wonder if I can make it home before this melts, and put the tomato worm in my garden. But will the worm last that long?

And how am I gonna ride my bike with only one hand?

Totally poor planning on my part, but who could’ve anticipated such a thing?

According to Jainism, does this qualify an emergency?  I think it does. What if The Universe is testing me? That’s gotta be it!

Okay. I’m calling 911. Who want’s something as vile as this on their Akashic record?

 

 

SusanWritesPrecise/ Susan Marie Shuman
– Anka Zhuravleva

Author: The Abject Muse

Susan Marie Shuman is an author and freelance writer/editor who currently resides in the wilds of Birmingham, AL. She shares her life with four spoiled cats, several friends (not all of them imaginary) one husband and one step-son. When she's not working, Susan enjoys horseback riding, reading, taking her cats for a spin in their pet stroller, and taking naps. An ex-bartender, recovering crash test dummy and all-around late bloomer, Susan graduated from the University of South Alabama in 2004 with a BA in English. She minored in Russian. Long-range goals include visiting Israel, the Czech Republic and Liechtenstein. Susan is also planning to launch a micronation which would be called either Suzannistan or Eastern Suzanorovia.

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