Date Night

 

 

Susan Marie Shuman
photo by Joel Filipe via Unsplash

“See Jeff, this is why I avoid all-you-can-ingest plankton bars: everybody’s focused on stuffing themselves, nobody looks where they’re going, you never know whose tentacles are tangled-up with yours…it’s ridiculous!”

“Well Margaret, if you’d made reservations at Chez Bon Bon Medusozoa like I suggested…”

“Oh, so now it’s my fault?”

 

Author: The Abject Muse

Susan Marie Shuman is an author and freelance writer/editor who currently resides in the wilds of Birmingham, AL. She shares her life with four spoiled cats, several friends (not all of them imaginary) one husband and one step-son. When she's not working, Susan enjoys horseback riding, reading, taking her cats for a spin in their pet stroller, and taking naps. An ex-bartender, recovering crash test dummy and all-around late bloomer, Susan graduated from the University of South Alabama in 2004 with a BA in English. She minored in Russian. Long-range goals include visiting Israel, the Czech Republic and Liechtenstein. Susan is also planning to launch a micronation which would be called either Suzannistan or Eastern Suzanorovia.

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