What do you do when you’re not working?

I take naps on the weekends. I write, do freelance work if I have any, play games on FB, read…

What would you do if you won the lottery?

I love this question! It’s fun to think about. First, I would pay off all my bills. Next, I would help family and friends in need–in a BIG way. I would make a sizeable contribution to The Last Post in Falls Village, CT which is a retirement home primarily for cats, but there are also a couple of pigs, goats, and some dogs. It’s a wonderful place! I’d like to travel, shop, geez… I don’t know.

What makes you laugh the most?

It’s hard to explain. My sense of humor is a bit ‘off.’ Sarcasm, dry humor, subtlety. I despise slapstick. Come to think of it, I haven’t really laughed in quite a while.

What is your biggest pet peeve with modern technology?

It doesn’t work the way I think it should.