King Farid of Transmorovia seemingly had it all, but au contraire! Even a Porsche 918 Spyder and a harem of exquisite women didn’t matter.
Actually, the car was pretty cool, but the women…Pffft!
You see, Farid was expected to produce an heir, but was loath to ‘rise to the occasion.’
“Dang it!” he sighed. “If only one of those chicks looked like that hunky Abdul…”