Pandora’s Sewing Box

Prior to Wilhelmina Williams’ passing, she’d given her daughter, Pandora, an heirloom sewing-box. She cautioned her never to open it, for according to legend, doing so would unleash a global, butt-ugly fashion trend.

Pandora gave a rat’s ass for neither fashion, nor butt-ugliness.

Hence, when mom assumed room temperature, Pandora opened the sewing box. Out tumbled a mangled thimble and polyester leisure suits attacked the world.

The Daily Post

 

SusanWritesPrecise/Susan Marie Shuman

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