Pandora’s Sewing Box

Prior to Wilhelmina Williams’ passing, she’d given her daughter, Pandora, an heirloom sewing-box. She cautioned her never to open it, for according to legend, doing so would unleash a global, butt-ugly fashion trend.

Pandora gave a rat’s ass for neither fashion, nor butt-ugliness.

Hence, when mom assumed room temperature, Pandora opened the sewing box. Out tumbled a mangled thimble and polyester leisure suits attacked the world.

The Daily Post

 

SusanWritesPrecise/Susan Marie Shuman

9 Comments Add yours

  1. LOL Leisure suits! A horror story! 😀

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  2. R L Cadillac says:

    Now that is Hilarious!

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    1. Thanks. Glad you enjoyed!

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  3. You leave me no choice but to click where it says Follow.

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    1. You’re awesome. 🙂

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      1. So are you 🙂

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