A Day in the Life
It was just one of those days in Murray-Ville.
He’d been fired from his job at the Monkey Bar for beating up the customers. So, with nothing better to do, he went home. There, Murray found his wife, Gwendolina, in bed with the garbage man — again.
After sending her and her trashy boyfriend packing, Murray went to the fridge for a beer.
Murray Junior must’ve started drinking again. Darn that kid! What was the deal with 3rd graders these days?
Disgusted and desperate, Murray found an old bottle of NyQuil and slugged it down. Eventually, he fell into an abysmal sleep.
Murray was just about to serve at the Kings of Tennis Champions Tour when he woke up and had to pee.