Would you prefer to receive a unicycle, bicycle, tricycle or motorcycle?

I think a unicycle would be a kick! It comes with a helmet, yes?

What is one thing you’d like to accomplish this year?

I want to learn how to ride a unicycle.

What was one of the highlights of 2016 for you?

Hah! This last year was fraught with plot twists, drama, and mayhem. When enough time has passed for me to look back on it without hyperventilating, I will answer this question.

Would you prefer to fly a kite or fly in a hot air balloon?

Definitely a hot air balloon. Can I bring my unicycle?