Hammered

This week’s prompt at Grammar Ghoul Press is the word brand.

Exactly 39 words.

**

Two gargoyles walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, “What’ll it be, boys?”

Flint shrugs. “We just wanna get stoned.”

“Seems redundant…but okay.”

“Very funny,” Slate replied. “Give us a couple o’ beers.”

“What brand?”

“Rolling Rock?”

“Should’a known…”

SusanWritesPrecise
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7 Comments Add yours

  1. Thank you for the laugh I needed today! 😀

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    1. I’m so glad! Wasn’t sure if my pun was stupid or not. 🙂

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  2. I love puns and limericks; the sillier the better! 😀

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  3. Uttley says:

    Haha! Awesome…

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  4. joetwo says:

    A bunch of Gargoyles getting bouldered! Good one!

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    1. Hah! Bouldered. That’s funny!

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