This week’s prompt at the Grammar Ghoul Press Shapeshifting 13 Writing Challenge is the word, “Nail-biter.”

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“Bubba-Jean?”

“Wut.”

“I gotta know fer sher. Izzat my baby yer carryin’, or izzit that dadgum Billy-Bob’s?

“Ain’t neither, Nimrod.”

Wut are you sayin’?

“It’s my baby, Stoopid!”

 

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