Tap
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“So, Tap,” the bartender began, “What is it you do, exactly?”
“I run hot & cold,” he shrugged. “It depends.”
“On what?”
“On whether they turn the “H” knob or the “C” knob.”
“They…who?”
“You know–the freaks with opposable thumbs.”
The Abject Muse
aka SusanWritesPrecise
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