***
“So, Tap,” the bartender began, “What is it you do, exactly?”
“I run hot & cold,” he shrugged. “It depends.”
“On what?”
“On whether they turn the “H” knob or the “C” knob.”
“They…who?”
“You know–the freaks with opposable thumbs.”
“So, Tap,” the bartender began, “What is it you do, exactly?”
“I run hot & cold,” he shrugged. “It depends.”
“On what?”
“On whether they turn the “H” knob or the “C” knob.”
“They…who?”
“You know–the freaks with opposable thumbs.”
