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“So, Tap,” the bartender began, “What is it you do, exactly?”
“I run hot & cold,” he shrugged. “It depends.”
“On what?”
“On whether they turn the “H” knob or the “C” knob.”
“They…who?”
“You know–the freaks with opposable thumbs.”
Author: The Abject Muse
Susan Marie Shuman is an author and freelance writer/editor who currently resides in the wilds of Birmingham, AL. She shares her life with four spoiled cats, several friends (not all of them imaginary) one husband and one step-son. When she's not working, Susan enjoys horseback riding, reading, taking her cats for a spin in their pet stroller, and taking naps. An ex-bartender, recovering crash test dummy and all-around late bloomer, Susan graduated from the University of South Alabama in 2004 with a BA in English. She minored in Russian. Long-range goals include visiting Israel, the Czech Republic and Liechtenstein. Susan is also planning to launch a micronation which would be called either Suzannistan or Eastern Suzanorovia. View all posts by The Abject Muse
