This week’s prompts at Shapeshifting 13 are the words Ball and Mutant.

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“Ain’t they some right-purty girls ‘round here, Nimrod?

 “Y’darn tootin,’ Bodean. Which one ya gonna dance with?”

“Can’t hardly pick—ever’body looks just alike…”

“’Course, ya’ doofus. This’s th’ Mutant Ball!

“Reckon that’s why we’s all wearin’ nametags, huh?”